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[ ] Smoked
[ ] Consumed alcohol.
[ ] Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
[x] Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[ ] Kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] Had sex.
[x] Had someone in your room other than family.
[ ] Watched porn.
[ ] Bought porn.
[ ] Tried drugs.

TOTAL: 2


[x] Taken painkillers.(only if Advil counts.)
[ ] Taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] Lied to your parents.
[x] Lied to a friend.
[x] Snuck out of the house.
[x] Done something illegal.
[x] Felt hurt.
[x] Hurt someone.
[x] Wished someone to die.
[ ] Seen someone die.

TOTAL: 11

[ ] missed curfew.
[x] Stayed out all night.
[x] Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] Been to a therapist.
[ ] Received a ticket.
[ ] Been to rehab
[x] Dyed your hair.
[x] Been in an accident.(it wasn't really bad. More of a bump.)
[ ] Been to a club.
[ ] Been to a bar

TOTAL: 15


[ ] Been to a wild party.
[ ] Been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[ ] Drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] Had a spring break in Florida.
[ ] Sniffed anything.
[ ] Wore black nail polish
[ ] Wore arm bands.
[ ] Wore t-shirts with band names.
[x] Listened to rap.
[ ] Owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 16

[ ] Dressed gothic
[ ] Dressed girly.
[ ] Dressed punk.
[ ] Dressed grunge.
[ ] Stole something.
[ ] Been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ] Blacked out.
[ ] Fainted.
[ ] Had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL:16

[ ] Had a crush on a friend.
[x] Been to a concert.
[ ]Dry-humped someone
[ ] Been called a slut.
[x] Called someone a slut.(not there face.)
[ ] Installed speakers in your car.
[ ] Broken a mirror.
[ ] Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

TOTAL: 18

[ ] Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[x] Seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[x] Cruised the mall.
[x] Skipped school.
[ ] Had surgery.
[x] Had an injury.
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] Gone to court.
[x] Caught something on fire.
[x] Lied about your age.

TOTAL: 25

[ ] Owned/rented an apartment/house.
[ ] Broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ] Made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
[ ] Got in trouble with the police.
[x] Talked to a stranger.
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Kissed a stranger.
[ ] Rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] Been harassed.
[x] Been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 27

[x] Stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[ ] Met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.  
[x] Watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] Been to a fair.  
[x] Been called a bad influence.
[ ] Drank and drove.
[ ] Prank-called someone.
[ ] Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[ ] Cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 32

If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]
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I need a life

4 min read
52 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.

1. What is your natural hair color?
Brown.

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
My friend :iconultimazix: found it for me.

3. What's your middle name?
William.

4. Your current relationship status?
Don't have one.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
I don't have a crush.

6. What is your current mood?
Neutral.

7. What's the color of your underwear?
Blue.

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Poptarts.

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
I don't cuddle.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Nothing.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Fictional, Griffon.  Real, either a Black Panther or a Timber Wolf.

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Yes.

13. Something you do a lot?
Read FanFiction.

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
I don't have a song stuck in my head at the moment but I probably will soon.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
:icondaamazingmeepers:

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Robert Downey Jr.

17. When was the last time you cried?
I don't remember.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
A long time ago.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
That's a hard one. Either the ability to control fire, teleportation or super speed.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair.

Where is question 21?
Is this not it?

22. What's your biggest secret?
I'm not going to tell you.

23. What's your favorite color?
Dark Gray or black.

24. When was the last time you lied?
I don't remember.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
YES! =D

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing.

28. What's your favorite smell?
Pine trees, freshly cut grass or Wintergreen.

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Interesting.

30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
This morning.

31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
No.

32. What are you thinking about right now?
Finishing this question.

33. What should you be doing?
Eating.

34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
A very annoying person thought that he had a chance of dating my little sister.

35. Do you like working in the yard?
Occasionally.

36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Kabumera.

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Clothes, shoes, a backpack, weapons and a nerf gun.

38. Do you act different around your crush?
I don't have a crush.

39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night.

40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Seven.

41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Yes.

42. Have you ever said something stupid infront of your crush?
Again, I don't have a crush.

43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
A little bit of one.

44. Do you lie about your age?
Every once in a while.

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yes.

46. Do you pick your nose?
Rarely.

47. What's the one food you hate?
Oatmeal.

48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Licorice.

49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
10 or 11 I think.

50. Do you smoke?
No.

51. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
Who has favorite underwear???

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
I don't think so. >.>;
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Denmark
[ ] People say you're loud and annoying.
[ ] You think you're God's gift to the world.
[ ] You're a leader.
[ ] You think you are good looking.
[ ] You're the oldest in your family.
[ ] You're childish.
[ ] You're the center of attention.
[ ] You're very bossy.
[x] You don't get along with others.
[X] You can be stubborn at times.
POINTS: 2

Norway

[ ] People say you're cranky.
[x] You're very quiet.
[x] You always wear some type of accessory.
[X] When you speak, you tell things how they are.
[X] You have a sibling.
[ ] Your hair sometimes curls, so it looks like you have Italy's curl.
[x] You don't like to show emotion.
[X] You get annoyed very easily.
[ ] You believe in magic.
[X ] You are extremely shy around strangers.
POINTS: 7

Sweden

[x] You apparently look scary.
[ ] You wear glasses.
[x] You like to listen more than talk.
[x] You're very tall.
[x] You've very good at building/making things with your hands.
[ ] You like debates.
[X] You have a hard time expressing your feelings.
[ ] You have a playful personality.
[ ] You like someone who does not like you back. (I don't know.)
[ ] You're a bit of a rebel.
[ ] It's hard to understand you when you speak.
POINTS: 5

Finland

[ ] People mistake you for the opposite gender.
[X] You have a good sense of humor.
[X] You're a very sweet person.
[ ] You're always talking.
[ ] You're short.
[ ] You don't mind the cold.
[/] You're not the best cook.
[ ]You would be the perfect wife/mother. (So people say...)
[X] You're honest.
POINTS:  3.5

Iceland

[X] Even if you won't admit it, you love your family.
[ ] You had/have a pet bird.
[X] You love licorice.
[X] You're very passionate about things.
[ ] You're the youngest.
[ ] You want to be a grown up.
[X] You get embarrassed easily.
[X] You are modest.
[X] You have a short temper.
[ ] You don't like childish things.
POINTS: 6


Looks like I'm Norway.
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[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 12

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
[X] sometimes you day dream about killing people.

TOTAL: 16

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 20


[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 26

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4. And re-post as: "I am __% Mentally ill."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man
[ ]You like booze
[ ] You are the life of the party
[x] You love gadgets
[x] You can be rather cocky
[x] Your favorite color is red or gold
[ ] You're good with computers
[/] You use sarcasm a lot
[ ] You love getting attention
[ ] You're good at mechanics
[ ] You have issues with your parents

3.5/10

Dr. Bruce Banner / The Hulk
[ ] You're good at science
[x] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
[x] You like to be secluded most of the time
[x] You like wearing baggy clothes
[x] You like to meditate
[x] You like doing science experiments
[ ] You try to avoid getting into fights
[x] You like wearing purple things
[ ] You're clever
[x] Your favorite color is green

7/10

Thor Odinson
[x] You're good with a hammer
[ ] You like coffee (ANOTHER)
[x] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
[x] You can be arrogant
[ ] You have long hair
[ ] You have an interest in astrology
[ ] You can get sulky when things don't go your way
[x] You're willing to take a fall for someone else
[x] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
[/] You don't get on well with your sibling(s)

5.5/10

Steve Rogers / Captain America
[x] You like helping those in need in any way you can
[x] You hate bullies
[ ] You're a great leader
[x] You're a bit of a do-gooder
[x] One of your favorite color is red, white or blue
[ ] You like wearing things with stars on them
[/] You strongly admire the army
[x] You have a good throwing arm
[/] You like war films
[x] You're good at running

7/10

Colonel Nick Fury
[x] You like wearing long coats
[x] You're good at organizing things
[ ] You're good at being in the loop
[x] You like guns
[/] You're good at giving information to people
[x] You like giving solutions to peoples problems
[ ] You like eyepatches
[ ] You work best as part of a team
[ ] You like beards
[x] You like wearing black things

6.5/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow
[ ] You like wearing tight clothes
[x] You can do martial arts
[/] You're interested in the world of spies
[ ] You have red hair
[ ] You're quite agile
[ ] People generally don't know much about the real you
[ ] You like to make yourself look good
[/] You can speak another language
[x] You're good at taking orders
[ ] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

3/10

Clint Barton / Hawkeye
[ ] You're very good at archery. (I used to be)
[ ] You currently like/love someone on your team
[x] You like to wear purple and black
[x] You're very good at aiming
[x] You've worked at the carnival
[/] You like working in a team
[/] You're up for almost anything thrown at you
[x] You'd be a top assassin if you ever took the job
[x] You're quiet
[/] You tend to get along with people well

6.5/10


Loki Laufeyson
[ ] You want to be a great leader
[ ] You want to prove something
[x] You're the younger sibling
[ ] You've been/are overshadowed by a sibling
[ ] You don't get along so great with your sibling
[x] You're good at acting/lying
[ ] You're adopted
[ ] You're very clever
[/] You are able to trick people easily
[x] Your favorite color is green or gold

3.5/10

Looks like I'm a mix of Captain America and Hulk.
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